Friday, June 22, 2007

The Price is Wrong, Bitch!

It seems Rosie O'Donnell really, really wants to take over for Bob Barker as the new host of The Price is Right. That sounds like a really great idea! Great if they want to ruin the show forever that is.

Rosie wouldn't be able to keep his mouth shut long enough to fit a show into a single hour, they'd have to extend it into two hours just to incorporate all of the spontaneous and horrible singing. I don't imagine the models would last very long on Rosie's version of The Price is Right. Not because Rosie doesn't like to look as attractive women, I'm pretty sure they would be removed because he found them offensive.

When Bob was the host you knew he was the host but he didn't come off as the star of the show. The stars were the contestants and Bob was just the Master of Ceremonies. Rosie however is all about Rosie. I think Rosie would try to play himself off as being the star of the show, demoting the contestants to a role of mere guests on "Rosie's Big Game Show".

Can you imagine Rosie's personal sign off? It wouldn't be something positive like , "Help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered." It would likely be something controversial and abrasive in typical Rosie style. Like, "The cowards who sent our troops to this war . . . those men are the terrorists. Goodbye Everybody!"

I guess there is no real need to worry though, there is no way that guy will ever be allowed to host The Price is Right. Rosie has destroyed his image with too much insane ranting. It would be like replacing Jay Leno with Don Imus.

PS: How about that image of Rosie at the top? Holy Shit! She looks like an extra from the Sopranos or something. Not a female extra either, I talking a boss or something.

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