Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Office Shit Bandit Update

I am pretty sure we've determined the secret identity of our Office Shit Bandit. It would seem that the culprit is none other than our Corporate Sales guy.

He's been busted in the act twice in the last week. Once by the Warranty Manager and once by the co-owner of the other store location. I'm kind of glad it turned out to be that guy because our only other suspect was a girl and, for some reason, it would have been way grosser if it had been her.

Now all we need to do is find some tactful way of addressing the terrible mess he makes of the seat and bowl. We were thinking that a series of crime scene photos of the toilet posted on our corporate portal might just be subtle enough.

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